"NINJA" Fun Facts/Humor

This blog post is dedicated to Ninja's as we daily hear so many facts about them which are very enjoyable sometimes. So here i made a list & gathered some of the fun facts about them you will definitely enjoy......

Ninja : A ninja is known as mercenary or warrior who is specialized in Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various fighting styles/weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honour of a particular family or clan.
Fun Talks about Ninja  :

• Bullets can't kill a Ninja.
• They can jump from
• Live in your house secretly for months .
• Can remove their shadow if needed.
• Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.
• Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
• Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed. It's a top secret.
• Ninja can breath underwater any time they want.
• Ninjas rest on top of trees.

• Ninja doesn't required any safety material to land or jump,they take work from their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
• Ninja invented the internet.
• Ninja are light weighted, they don't eat or drink very much, so they never have to go to the bathroom.
• Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport & nobody can beat them in this sport.
• Ninja can crush Golf balls with only 2 fingers, any two fingers.
• Ninja have very bad temper when they lose at something. They will usually cut off the winner's head before they have time to gloat.
• Ninja can lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will find way for lie anyway.
• Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard (Curves are for girls).
• Catch bullets in their teeth .
• Kill themselves if they make a noise .
• Can run 100 miles on their hands.
• Have cool words like Seppuku (Suicide).

So, this one is for all the Ninja Fans. Cheers Guys. Have more ? Let me know (Comment below)